Let me get as much meaningless, worthless bullshit writing in with no interuptions (besides having to pause to fill my wine glass) as possible because there's no other way I'd rather spend my last evening on this Earth than with Rosie and a box of wine. GOOD WINE...in a box, from Trader Joe's....a nice Shiraz...it's good.
To my boyfriend: I love you. You should be awarded sainthood for putting up with my aray of bullshit that ranges from nice and calm to I'M GOING TO FUCKING CUT YOU IN YOUR SLEEP, BITCH!!! Ughh. He's the best boyfriend on Earth, has seen my highs and lows and still loves me anyway. Plus he's pretty darn cute. Love you. Reminder: there's no farting in heaven, fucker.
MY MOM AND DAD: I love you. That's just about all I can say that means anything as this world is ending, to the two most important people in my life. I love you both. Unconditionally. Plain and simple. <3
DYLAN, JACK, KASSIE, JASON, BRAD: YOU ARE MY FAMILY, MY REASON FOR LIVING. I love all of you fuckers, plain and simple. Please try to make it to the other side because I can't go on without a single one of you fucktards. :)
MY BESTIES: KARI, JENI, JENNY, RANDI, STEPH, ERIN...don't leave me. Promise you will plow through the firey bowels of hell to find me...I'll most likely be at the bar but if you come fetch me I'll pay for your tab......
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