I'm going to pull an all-nighter. Not because I particularly want to but because I think it's in the best interest of my sanity and sleep pattern to just tough it out for the next few hours. You know how even sleeping a little bit is a bad idea and makes you even more tired? That's where I am right now. I have an hour lunch break tomorrow (today) and have been known to crawl up under my desk for a refreshing cat-nap. I believe that'll be on the agenda tomorrow (today). It has been a lifesaver on more than a few occasions; I strongly believe everyone should try sleeping under their desk at least once and don't let the looks of bewilderment on your co-worker's faces stop you. Siestas are common in a lot of countries, unfortunately not ours, but I think we should all think long and hard about incorporating them into our work days, to hell what anyone else thinks.
So I went to see an early release of the final installment of the Twilight saga tonight at 10pm with Mizz Randi, which was by far the best of all 5 Twilight movies, hands down. Kristen Stewart ACTUALLY ACTED in this one, proving to all of us maybe she really DOES love Edward, no matter how unconvincing she is 99.9% of the time when it comes to professing her love for him:
"Can't you see how happy you make me? Don't you see how much I love you?"
Your blank, lifeless face tells me nothing. Try harder. Please. PLEASE!
Here she is hittin the pipe. I'm sure there's just tobacco in there, right?! (wink, wink)
Eh, I don't judge her if she wants to get high, I did the same thing at her age. She's young, let her get fucked up and then she'll realize that it's actually not as cool as she thinks it is. Please. Weed is for ammatures. That's why I don't do drugs but indulge in 3-Buck Chuck instead. ;) Don't judge.
I was talking to my mom tonight about my psychic "friend" that I talk to and consult with on Facebook. Go ahead, laugh and call me an idiot. Shut up, I really do believe in this stuff when the person is legit and I believe my buddy has her shit straight. I have never met her because she lives in another state. She does her readings over Facebook and through her regular website and they are SUPER reasonable...$5-15 depending on what kind of reading you want and she often runs weekly specials and drawings for free readings. She is super-nice and has always been honest with me thus far. I really believe that she has a gift and what she is doing is legit and the couple readings I have had with her have been AMAZING.
So I went to her with a specific question not long ago about my Grandma and Grandpa Wong's wedding picture that disappeared from my sister's wedding in September. It was in a frame along with 4-5 other relatives wedding pics and they were on display on a table in the lobby of the church during the wedding. The photographer took a beautiful picture of the whole table with ALL of the pictures on display at the church. After the ceremony my mom packed up the pictures and brought them to the golf course where the reception was being held and set them up on another table there. At the end of the night when they were packing up to go home, my Grandma and Grandpa Wong's wedding picture had disappeared. And looking back at the pictures that the photographer had taken, there was a picture of the table displaying all the wedding pictures at the CHURCH...and again at the golf course but Grandma and Grandpa's wedding picture was already missing, even though Mom specifically remembers putting in there. So some asshole STOLE the original print of my deceased Wong grandparent's wedding. So guess what I did? I asked my psychic friend if she could help us find it. The first time I asked her, she basically said that we were going to have to accept the fact that it was gone for good and there was no chance of finding it. We were heartbroken. I asked her again the other day, using a specific name of a person we thought had taken it, and she responded yes. With a sad face. :( Keep in mind, I'm still a believer and if she says this particular person high jacked the picture, then I believe it. But exactly HOW do you broach that subject to the person of interest? My sister would have to say something like, "Oh hey, my sister's psychic friend that she has never actually met says you stole my grandparent's wedding picture from MY wedding and I would like you to fucking give it back"??!? If someone said that shit to me I would laugh in their face and tell them to get some real proof instead of some psychic-quack-babble-crazy-bitch nonsense.
Oh Britney. I will always love you and all the bat-and-horse-shit craziness that was 2007.
So hey...how does one exactly ask that question, especially with the "proof" that we have, which is not physical evidence but rather advise from a psychic friend? I'm stumped. Is it not polite nor advisable to ransack a person's house based on a psychic's guidance? Fuck.
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