I am also thankful for Courtney Stodden, the child-bride train-wreck that I can't seem to get enough of since she married this shitty actor old enough to be her father and for some reason that intrigues me. And for some reason when I copy and paste stuff from other websites, it makes the background white and the font a different color and I can't figure out how to fix it. Sorry that it looks retarded.
If you are unaware of who she is and what she's all about, let me explain. "Courtney Stodden (born August 29, 1994) is an American model, actress, singer, and reality TV personality, best known for her controversial marriage to actor Doug Hutchinson, which began in May 2011 when Stodden was 16 and Hutchinson was 51". Thanks, Wikipedia. Anb by the way, that's a 35 year difference in age.
And here is their ridiculous wedding photo:
I know what you're thinking: there's NO WAY this chick is 16! That's exactly what I (and the rest of the universe) thought and refused to believe that she was 16 but rather a 35 year-old mentally unstable individual looking to marry someone famous and force her 15 minutes of fame down our throats. My fears were confirmed when I discovered that she really was a teenager whose retarded-as-fuck parents allowed this creepy man to prey on their daughter. I firmly believe that her parents were just looking to sell her out and cash in on whatever it is they thought would happen when she became "famous". I can't help but feel slightly sorry for her, though. After all, she is just a kid. It's quite sad, actually.
"At age 16, the aspiring country music and pop music singer (really?? Her voice is like nails on a chalk board; she was on a few talk shows, Youtube it and see for yourself) signed up on the Internet for an acting workshop taught by actor Doug Hutchison (I guess he was a prison guard in the movie The Green Mile) on the recommendation of a friend of her mother's sister, who worked in Hollywood, and knew Hutchison. Hutchison, who did not realize that she was a teenager, (I mean, come on...she looks like a coked-out Vegas stripper) began a courtship with her over the Internet that lasted between four and six months,during which they fell in love before having met in person. After Hutchison became aware of Stodden’s age, he told her mother, Krista, who had monitored their online exchanges, and was aware of their relationship and their age difference, that he would cease his relationship with Stodden if her parents disapproved. (LIAR!) Her parents, citing Stodden’s devout Christianity, allowed her to make her own decision. (Devout Christians, you say? I call shenanigans.)
On May 20, 2011, Stodden married Hutchison in Las Vegas, Nevada. (where pervs go to legally marry children) Stodden is his third wife. (Third time's the charm!) Their relationship drew controversy and criticism, (NO SHIT!) as Stodden was 16 when she married 51-year-old Hutchison, who has been labeled a "pedophile" and "predator". (That pretty much sums it up, I'd say) According to Hutchison, as a result of his marriage to Stodden, his agent quit, his family disowned him and he received death threats. (What a bunch of haters!)
This is what our friend Courtney looks like on a regular day:
Dark roots growing in (get that hair fixed, girl!) boobs out, and she always wears that stupid Walmart arm band all day, every day. That getup she's wearing looks like a prom dress, right? She wears that kind of shit on a regular day. And her husband can always be seen clutching her by the arm and dragging her around. Here you can see her clear bra strap and gross-as-fuck side-boob and she's always posing like this and if I didn't know better I would say she's absolutely wankered. And he looks like a smarmy crook:
Doesn't everyone go to Target dressed like you just left your shift at the brothel? Check out those heels. There are no words.
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Target should be crying on the inside that they are forever associated with this. Also, her kuka is centimeters away from flopping out. And he's got her by the arm again.
Here are just a few gems that I thought I would share, so we can get a good idea of what we are dealing with.
Even Pam Anderson would be embarrassed of this:
She claims her cha-cha's are real and even went on Dr Drew's show to have an ultrasound to "prove they are not implants". She looks a little nervous, I think?? Also, do something with those eyebrows.
Thanks for ruining Christmas, you idiots. That's Doug in the Santa suit. And those heals again:
I don't think her shorts are tight enough.
"Oh hey look! Here's my stupid face!" She has an odd neck.
Recently Courtney disappeared from the limelight but unfortunately returned having appeared to have had a significant amount of plastic surgery done. She doesn't even slightly resemble herself anymore. If you ask me, I think her BEFORE face was more attractive (if that's even possible) than the "new and improved" face:
Her face is a different color than the rest of her body, her hair seems to gave magically grown a foot longer (I spy a weave!) her legs like like those of an eighty year-old, and her boobs look like two footballs tacked onto her body. The dress is ill-fitting and unflattering and at least she got rid of the frosted lip-gloss she was sporting before (and that damned arm band, too!) but she has replaced it with hooker-red lipstick. You're trying too hard, my dear. TONE IT DOWN. Also, Doug looks like he's stoned and holding his arm all awkward like a T-Rex. What is this look on her face?! By the way, she's 18 now but looks like she's 40.
This poor girll. I really don't know what to think. I just want to invite her to my house, lock her in the bathroom and scrub all that makeup off her face. You really can see the sadness in her eyes, both before and after.
Here she is looking like a real kid, just a few short years ago, before Hollywood chewed her up and spit her out: Poor thing.
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