I was at someone's house recently, friend or relative I cannot say! But they have a small child, roughly two years old. When I got there she had just gotten out of the bathtub and was running around the house naked. Oh, maybe she is just going to air-dry for a few minutes and then her parents will put some clothes on her. Wrong. For the next few hours, she ran around buck-ass naked. She grabbed the cat and rolled around on the ground with him, naked. (that is one fucking tolerant cat, let me tell you. I was amazed that he let her manhandle him like that.) She went and got a pull-up and her pj's and set them on the floor in front of the TV but that was as far as she got. When it was time for dinner, we were all sitting on the couch with our plates because let's face it, who the fuck eats dinner at the table anymore? Naked bebe was jumping around the couch like a naked little monkey, being silly and cute and well, naked. I get it, naked babies and toddlers are cute, with their squishy little tushies and chubby little thighs. I understand that this is probably the only time in their human life that they will get to run around so naked and free and we should embrace that. But when company comes over and eats dinner, is it still acceptable to let your child be naked and climbing all over the place while her tiny little baby vagina comes within inches of my plate about eight different times? Can't you at least slap some panties on the kid?!
I made a few comments like, "Oh, aren't you so cold with no clothes on?" and "Look at you, so silly with your naked little booty in front of everyone" hoping that her parents might get a fucking clue. Nope. What I really wanted to say was, "Hey, could you put some clothes on your fuckin kid? Letting her run around like a naked wild animal is making me uncomfortable as fuck and her nakedness is seconds away from ruining my meal!" Of course I didn't say anything because I don't want to be "that person" who freaks out at the sight of a naked kid. I wasn't uncomfortable with her nakedness in general, it was the crawling around on all of the adults who were trying to eat that was freaking me the fuck out. I should have just elbowed her off the couch when her parents weren't looking but she's old enough now to rat me out. I don't want to give her a complex about her body or make her feel ashamed of being naked because that's the last fucking thing females need nowadays, right? If she wants to run around in the nude and her parents think it's okay, then I guess it's okay. But you can bet your naked ass the next time I go there and am invited to stay for dinner, I will be eating at the table so that your naked child can't naked-MacGyver herself around my dinner plate, thank you very much.
She was like this, only more naked:
Side note: So you know how I like to put pictures in my blogs related to what I'm talking about? Of course I don't have any pictures of cute baby tushies or anything like that so I Google imaged "naked kids" and before I hit search I decided that I might see something I didn't want to see so I changed it to "cute naked little kids" and I still saw things I didn't want to see, but I was able to find that cute naked little butt you see above and quickly close the window down before anyone thought I was a creepy child molester or something. Even though I'm all alone, who was I worried about seeing it? I'm weird, don't fucking judge me.
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