Duck Dynasty Drinking Game

I should be doing more constructive things right now, like exercising. Or cleaning my bathroom.  Or at least walking the dog.  But no, this is more fun and I thought of this idea earlier today and so I'm just going to make the rest up as I go along!

So you can pretty much make a drinking game out of anything: any song, movie, TV show...so I did!  This is one of the only shows on TV right now that I can stand because most everything is trash (Snooki and JWoww...yeah I love that trash too!) and the news is too disturbing.  So just catch an episode (or 5) of Duck Dynasty, grab a 12-pack (because you're going to be drinking a LOT) or your favorite cocktail (plus enough to make 4 more) and park yer butt because hey! It's about to get drunk out, Jack!  (make sure you don't have to work tomorrow; I'm too old for these weeknight shenanigans)

That awkward moment when Phil blends into the recliner...

#1.  Every time Si says, "Hey!"...take a drink.

#2.  Every time you see Miss Kay in the kitchen...take a drink.

#3.  Whenever Willie says, "Get back to work!"...you better take a drink.

#4.  Every time anyone goes hunting...guess what?  You drink!

#5.  Each time one of the wives (Korie, Missy, or Jess) goes shopping...drink up, my friend!

#6.  Every time Phil says, "Happy Happy Happy"...DRANK!!!

#7.  Whenever Jase does the COMPLETE OPPOSITE of what Willie tells him to do...shots, shots, shots!!

My favorite Robertson! <3

#8.  Every time you see Si with his tea glass in his hand....don't be a girly-girl, drink it now!!

I love this pic of Si and his poodle bird dog!

#9.  Each time you see a pickup truck....you know what to do!!!

#10. Whenever you see the guys in the Duck Commander shop with their feet on their desks....DO IT.

#11.  Any time anyone calls some else, or refers to themselves as, or makes a generalized statement about, rednecks...bottoms up, Jack!

** Bonus Drinks**

**Anytime you see Willie and Si handcuffed together**

**Whenever Willie does anything yuppie-like, such as yoga or prom dress shopping**

***Whenever Phil gives his wise words of wisdom***

Or this...

And then there's this...if you really think about it, it makes total sense!!

But this is my favorite...

This Alpaca is a snob and cannot be bothered with pictures...I hope the Robertson's don't have a taste for Alpaca meat; I would have to stop watching their show!!  (Nahh...I would tell everyone I quit but I wouldn't really quit watching!)