My Life: Jersey Shore Style

I thought it would be hilarious (and time consuming) to make a blog all in gif's because...I have no life.  And since I was wishing Jersey Shore was still on TV (don't judge!) I figured I would start off with My Life in Gif's: Jersey Shore. 

Even though I never really liked school much...

I should have been a therapist...

Because I am realistic...

I don't like stupid people...

But sometimes I get really fucking pissed...

And make viscous threats...

But most of the time I just try to make peace...

I do NOT like bugs...

Ahhh shit he dog-napped Rosie!

My girlfriends and I are usually like:

And I'm always trying to prevent them from having a wardrobe malfunction...

Sometimes we have too much fun...

And end up like this...

LOL and in the morning it's like...

Bahahahaha...never really happened to me though.

My friends and I need to get matching implants so we can be like:

Vinny for no fucking reason...

Even though I'm always like:

I'm just not a very good dancer...

Basically my life is summed up like this:

Holy Shit they are coming for us!!