I Might Be Turning Into Grumpy Cat

"Hey, you wanna go to the state fair this year?"

No.

"Wanna go shopping at the Mall of America with me?"

That sounds absolutely terrible.

"We're going to the Renaissance Festival next weekend..."

Are you asking me to go? Because I have no desire to step foot in that place.  Ever.

 "Let's take a trip to Disney World!"

You are out of your mind.

See?!  Don't I sound like a complete crab-ass??  Except I'm really not!  I think my deal is that I don't like places with tons of people, yet that doesn't make sense because I love Valleyfair, the regular mall (just not on the weekends, please!) concerts, other outdoor festival-type-things.  The beach, the bar, Las Vegas!  Isn't Disney Word/Land supposed to be the happiest place on Earth? I hated it.  Maybe because each time I went I was a hormonal 14 and 16 year old and thought it was for babies.  I'm the little asshole front and center:

Just kidding that's not my family.  Dad is missing...even he refused to go!

Here is my idea of fun:

and

and this

Holy shiz, I almost peed my pants at this one!

and most importantly, this:

Sad Blarb is sad...my fat ass don't fit!

Every morning at work when someone talks to me before I've had coffee:

And then this is how I spend the rest of my day:

Every time I see little kids outside in the summertime with a lemonade stand:

Titanic was on AGAIN this weekend:

Thanks to everyone on Facebook I didn't even need to watch any football on Sunday to find out what was happening:

Every time I hear that stupid fucking song:

And then I found this...and everything I was trying to say was summed up in a 15-second song.  It's okay to not like things!  Be careful, once you hear it you'll still be singing it in yer head years from now.

I'm just kidding about 90% of all that stuff, I got carried away with all the Grumpy Cat meme's and went crazy.  But I really do hate the Mall of America aka Satan's Asshole.

Grumpy Llama  looks like he's going to stampede us:

But this creepy fucker is my favorite, of course:

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