A Valentines Poem For My Love

I wrote poem for Joey today and I was so excited about it that I had to text it to him ASAP; I couldn't wait until Valentines Day.  We don't usually get into Valentines Day all that much, we'll text each other and say, "Happy V-Day" and that's about it.  We did Valentines and birthdays and all those other holidays/special events the first year we were together but now neither of us really gives a shit anymore.  We don't go out to dinner, I don't get flowers, and he doesn't get a blow job either! :)  So here is my masterpiece:

I want to cut your dick off and feed it to the dog, 

then decapitate the dog and shove its head up your ass,

and then cut your stomach open with a knife and stick your intestines in my vajay.

XoXoXo

I was kind of nervous about sending this to him because it's very graphic.  But I feel like it expresses my love for him quite effectively.  I just want him to know how that I really love him.  I didn't understand when he responded with, "What the fuck!".  Does that mean he didn't like it?!?

So I asked him if he liked it and he said, "You need to go straight to the mental hospital right now, you crazy bitch".

And I said, "I'll need a ride!"

I hope he's not upset with me.

If you want me to write a special Valentines Poem for your sweetie, just let me know, okay?

 

** Actually I did NOT write this lovely poem myself, I found it online while looking for dirty Valentines poems.  I actually did text it to him though, and he actually did respond with What the Fuck...but then I said, haha just kidding, I didn't write that and I'm not a crazy psychopath.  Maybe he'll think twice about not taking me out for Valentines dinner anymore. Ha! **

Here is a llama and some Alpacas side-by-side.  The llama is bigger and has the ears that are rounded and generally just looks like an asshole.  The Alpacas have sweeter faces which is why I love them so much.