houseofwong: Addiction Rears It's Ugly Head at Me...

The other day I said to Frankenstein, "I think I have an addictive personality. I become way too involved with things that aren't really all that relevant...to life." She LOL'd at me and said, "You are just realizing this now?!" Wut? Thanks a lot bitch, why didn't you tell me my obsession with Ryan Gosling is bordering on stalker-status? Just because I'm not 16 anymore doesn't mean I can't have a celebrity crush! And by crush I mean obsession. I find something new (or not so new) to become obsessed with every week or so and then I pour all my energy into it for a few weeks (or days) until I become bored with it and move on to the next bullshit obsession. Too bad I haven't become obsessed with exercise yet. Shit. Ryan G and Alpacas need no explanation.

For me, Crystal, and Brenna...

Facebook Online Garage Sales: Whomever came up with this idea needs to be kissed hard on the mouth. And then shot. Every community has their own "Online Garage Sale" and then you just take pics of your shit and post it with a short description and price and wait for the fun to begin. I've probably made a few hundred bucks selling my stuff on there, it's fun and addicting! With my impending move to Wisconsin it's perfect for selling off all my shit that I can't take. But before I know it I'll be sitting here in my basement on my bed with my dog, a lamp and a fan and my glowing salt rock. Shit.

THIS is my rock! I bring to wherever I go!!

Potato Chips: I'm not even joking, I probably eat a bag every day. Every DAMN day! A small bag, not the family size bag but give me a few hours with a bottle of wine and I'm sure I can put away a whole big bag in one sitting as well. My favorite at this moment are Larry the Cable Guy Cheeseburger Tater Chips. What in God's honest fuckhouse is that shit, you ask?? It's the most amazing thing in my life right now until I find some other shit to become amazed with. Again, when will the obsession with exercising begin? Approximately....never.

Finding My Brother a Girly Friend: He would absolutely kill me if he knew I was even talking about this so nobody better fucking tell him! He's one of those assholes that is so into his law enforcement career and this MMA fighting hobby on the side that it's ALL he does. That's IT. He eats, sleeps, works, works out, trains to fight, fight gets cancelled because his shitty opponent pusses out, repeat. He claims to not have time for women. He has time for Crown Royal once a month but he has no time for women. I believe that's because he just hasn't met the RIGHT WOMAN. And I am bound and determined to find the perfect one for him because obviously sisters fucking know BEST. If I had a picture of myself torturing him as a child I would post it here but that was our sister's specialty. :)

80s/90's Movies: Kevin Bacon. Jake Ryan. Ducky. Val Kilmer for no GD reason. I hope these all come through properly because they are GIF's which means they are pictures that MOVE.

Songza: WAY better than Pandora/Slacker/IHeartRadio....give it a try, you won't be disappointed. It's like remembering an old boyfriend from back when boyfriends were sweet and innocent. Like in the pre-teen years...before they got all horny and shit and ruined everything. ;)

Celebrity Gossip: News break! Chris Brown is retiring from music! Thank the fucking stars because I'm sick of hearing about Rhiannaanaanananabuttsexjamboreenananana or however the fuck you spell her name keep going back to him even after he beat this shit out of her and left her for for deadski. Apparently he's sick of being more famous for beatin the tarnation out of his woman than for his shitty-ass music. Well maybe if you weren't such a piece of ghetto trash you wouldn't be retiring at the tender age of 24. I have a feeling this won't be the last time we hear from this piece of fucking work.