The Power of Poop

Hooray, our AC only needed a new part and a cleaning and we are up and running again!  Never will I ever take for granted that hard working piece of equipment parked behind our house; I will clean it every spring, cover it with a tarp every winter...just don't ever fucking crap out on us again!

I was outside with Rosa Parks a bit ago and was admiring my Poop Plants.  I have talked about how putting dog poop in your plants will make them grow better but nobody believes me and so what if you get a nasty whiff when the wind is blowing just right when you walk up to my front door?  I don't use the front door so I don't give a shit.  Here is photographic proof of how the Power of Poop can make your plants the best in the neighborhood!

Here's my Poop Plants: see how they are overgrowing onto the sidewalk and there is just barley a walkway anymore?  (I did that so fuckers would stop coming to the door to sell shit)  See where the cement of the sidewalk starts over there in the middle of the plants?  (squint!!)  

Sorry about the shitty quality of my camera phone at night...I was trying to be stealth so that the neighbors wouldn't see me creeping around their yards snapping pictures at 10 o'clock at night like a Peeping Blarb.

And here is my neighbor's sidewalk, which is the same size as mine and has the same flowering plants, but you can see that her flowers are much more weak-sauce and she has a larger area of sidewalk still visible.  Hers are meek and failing to thrive...mine are voluptuous and strong!  (and smell like shit)   

Moral of the Story:  I have tons of free dog shit available if you want some awesome looking foliage in your yard. (not recommended for your indoor plants, unless you are fucking insane)  Don't ever doubt me again, I will never steer you wrong.

Thank You and Goodnight.

P.S. WTF!!!  I was looking for a nice little cute Alpaca pic and the caption of this one says, "Alpaca could fill food void in Australia".  I have two words, Austrailia:  FUCKING STARVE!!!!!