Helloooooooo!!!!!

Long time, no see!  Where the fuck have I been?!  Right here, actually.  Same shit, different day.  I kind of abandoned blogging for the majority of the summer because...well, I thought I was running out of interesting shit to talk about and was starting to sound like a whiny, miserable cow.  Instead of pissing and moaning about every day life I decided to just shut up about it for a while and take a break.  And now that summer is over I should have more time to talk about nonsensical boring bullshit and maybe bitch about some things.

So here's what I've been doing with my summer:

In June the boyfriend and I cleaned up nice and went to a wedding!  He hates weddings with a passion but he drank too much and danced with me and we had a grand old time!

In July Kari and I went to Country Jam in Eau Claire, WI and drank ourselves silly for three days!  Actually we drank ourselves nearly to death the entire month of July.  That's just what happens during the summer.  

I also watched all four seasons of The Walking Dead and fell in love with Daryl Dixon.  I also developed a Netflix habit and watched all of Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black, Derek, Hemlock Grove, and am currently watching seasons of True Detective, New Girl, and Revenge.  Good God, I need a life.

I did a bunch of other shit too, like take care of my niece for 9 days while the rest of her family was in NY, went fishing a few times, hung out with my friends in a creek, planted a wretched garden, named a stray cat Norman Reedus, got an iPad for my birthday.  It's been a pretty decent summer I would say!

Fall is right around the corner and you know what that means!

Deer Hunting!!

This is my mean deer hunting face.

And my freezing my fucking ass off in a tree face!!

And then.....

Yesssssss. 

Can't wait!

I need to know if this is Photoshopped or real.  Because it's quite disturbing to me.