These things piss me right the F*CK off!

Politics:  I usually don't follow politics mostly because I don't understand them.  Go ahead and call me stupid, I could care less.  Politics just aren't my thing, they never have been and they never will be.   And now that the election is just around the corner, suddenly everyone feels the need to not only voice their opinion, but to also force it down the throat of everyone who doesn't agree with their views.  I have two words for people like that: FUCK OFF.  I have the right to pick a side and believe what I want to believe.  I also have the right to NOT pick a side and remain blissfully and ignorantly undecided.  And I have the right to go about my daily life without having someone harass me about it.  I pay JUST enough attention to know what's going on.  I could care less about the details.  Suddenly everyone has magically become a politician and thinks they know what it takes to run this country and uses good old Facebook as a platform to voice their annoying-as-shit opinions.  I would never unfriend anyone for their beliefs because everyone is entitled to their own opinion and their right to voice it.  (Freedom of speech, woohoo!)  But once you start calling names and being a rude jerk, I don't care who you are or how long I have known you, I will end our so-called "friendship" that probably really isn't a friendship at all.

Crying wolf and then being a giant asshole:  Here's my perfect example:  Don't cry about being a single mother who is too good to accept government assistance but claims to not be able to afford diapers for your baby but then go out and spend money on ridiculously expensive organic baby food.  We all grew up on Gerber and we're all JUST FINE.  And don't talk about all the chemicals in dryer sheets that are harmful to your baby and then go spend what little money you claim to have on ridiculously expensive organic dryer sheets.  And when you cry about having no money and your parents offer to buy those diapers that you can't afford because you wasted it on what is probably regular baby food with fancy label, don't be a disrespectful jerk-off to them by telling them to butt out.  If you don't want to accept their help because your ego is the size of Texas, then just politely decline it, it's very simple.  You want to know why you're a single mother raising a kid on your own? Because you're a ungrateful wench and I would have left you too if I was him.  I'm going to buy you this shirt:

Grudges:  I like to hold grudges.  I think it gives me a sense of power.  "I'm mad at you and I won't be done being mad at you until I feel like it!"  It's very childish but I do it and I don't care.  But it's the grudges that go on for YEARS...over things beyond one's control...that people need to buck up and get over.  Life is short enough, don't shut people out of your life, people that you once loved and cherished, over a stupid fight or disagreement.  "You stole my boyfriend and then married him!"  So fucking what, get over it.  "You bullied me and made me feel like shit 15 years ago!"  So what, get the fuck over it.  It's not worth it.  Just because you forgive someone doesn't mean you have "let them off the hook"...it means that you found strength within yourself to forgive them for whatever they did to hurt you at the time.  It takes a bigger person to forgive another.  It's okay to forgive and let go.  It's good for your soul. Try it sometime.  Maybe it's time to look in the mirror and realize that YOU might actually be the problem.  Maybe YOU are the common denominator.  Or you can go on acting like a child, the choice is yours.

That is all! :)