Happy National Britney Spears Day, Ya'll!

Actually it's not National Britney Spears Day, I made that up.  There is no such thing.  But there should be.  I do love me some Britney Spears though; so much that when I would meet brand new people I would introduce myself as Britney!  And then later they'd be like, Hey Britney and of course I didn't reply because I had already forgotten my faux identity and I was like, who are you talking to?!?  Because I ain't right in the head sometimes, okay?!  So in honor of this fake Britney Day I would like to share some of my favorite moments in Britney Time:

The time she made this face:

And then this face:

And THIS face!

And then she was like:

Pretty soon she was looking pretty confused and was like:

 

She must have had too much caffeine (drugs) on this day: 

Oh Brit, you remember those days, don't you?!

"Oh yeahh!!  Fuckkkk...."

One time I said, "Hey Britney, teach me all your hot dance moves! I want to dance like you!

And she was like, "Ok, just go like this".....

 And I was like, oh yeah that's easy enough I can handle that!

Here's what I look like when I dance...

Am I doing it right?!  Am I??!

And she just smiled politely.  She didn't want to hurt my feelings.

Every true Britney fan remembers when all was right with the world:

Yessssss!!!!

And then...it ended.  And we were sad with her.

And when she was over it, we got silly with her:

And then this happened:

Mmmm kay...

Shut up, i love her!