About a month ago I was going through the Sunday paper clipping away and came across a coupon for Axe body wash, which the boyfriend uses. I asked him if he preferred any particular smell and he said no. I was super excited to pick out a smell that I liked! It's the stupid little things in life that bring me such great joy these days. I stood in the aisle and sniffed every single bottle of man-wash (who knew there were so many choices for men, good golly!) until I started to get a migraine and every bottle started to smell the same so I chose the one that had "deep sea mint and menthol". It smelled outdoorsy and minty, not like an Affliction-wearing douche-bag.
THIS guy...is a d-bag:
Anyway...I brought it home and put it in the shower and it sat there next to the other two bottles of man-wash for a few weeks until one weekend I was taking a shower and realized that I forgot to bring my own bottle of girly body wash. (I don't usually use body wash all that often because I think that most of the smells are too girly and flowery and it reminds me of a scented Maxi pad. I even used to wear men's deodorant because well, it works better but it also doesn't smell like an overly-flowery Maxi. I'm glad the makers of women's deodorant finally figured out that not all broads want to walk around reeking like a pungent florist and started making regular old non-scented deodorant for women. Sweet.) So I grabbed the Axe bottle of man-wash, squirted some in my hand and went to town. I didn't realize that the little menthol-balls in the man-wash would be so, um, refreshing. Down there. Where the sun don't shine! It really was like a minty sea breeze...down there! No wonder they call it Axe Shock...I was shocked all right! (Whatever possessed me to share this story I'm not sure; I must be out of ideas lately) I asked the boyfriend, "Hey, did you use that new man-wash I bought you yet? On your balls?! Did it make them tingly?" All he said was, "Yep".
THIS STUFF...is awesome!
So then I went and bought a bottle of man-wash for myself at home! I suggest everyone run out and get a bottle and see for yourself! ;) I'm strange, I know. But it's good to put yourself out there and share a ridiculous/silly/stupid/awkward/tricky story, isn't it? Ehh, I don't give a fuck.
Since we're on the subject...this lovely Alpaca friend looks like a furry dick with a face. I still love it though. Lets not judge.
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