My Weekend in Pictures

This weekend was a glorious and magical weekend filled with adventure and breathtaking rides on stallions along the surf and romantic picnics behind waterfalls with our fury woodland friends.  We  also conquered the Great Francisco Pizarro and freed the thousands of slaves he held captive on a tiny island where they worked in sweatshops manufacturing all those douchey Affliction and Baby Phat clothes that you see fools wearing in the United States.  We set them free and they demanded that we take a handsome reward of $800 billion dollars and a small island off of Africa.


Just kidding, we didn't do any of that shit.  Our weekend was pretty boring, thanks to good old Mother Nature deciding to fuck up my Monday morning commute yet one more time.  "Oh, that Brianne Wong is in Wisconsin again? She still drives home to Minnesota every Monday morning at 5:30am?!  Hmmm, maybe I should dump a shit-ton of snow on her and fuck up her universe, just for shits and giggles!"  And that's exactly what she did, for about the sixth time this winter.  So I guess I'll start with this morning and work backwards?  Whatever.

I didn't think to take a picture of my own car until after I brushed it off (and it took 20 minutes to do so) but I took a picture of Joe's truck, covered in Mother Nature's idea of a stupid-ass joke.  It doesn't look like a lot but trust me, it was about 6 inches.

Here's the railing right when the snow began to fall last night.  The picture didn't turn out nearly as cool as I wanted it to.

On Sunday morning we laid around until 1pm and ate cookies and cupcakes for breakfast.  For shame! 

They're so good, though!

On Saturday all it did was rain.  And rain.  And then it rained some more.  I left the house once, to go buy some pop at the gas station.  Everything was just wet and cold and sloppy and messy and gloom and the whole day pretty much sucked.

The house across the street from Joe's...their whole backyard is flooded and it surrounds their kids jungle gym and trampoline.  Poor kids were stuck in the house all day probably driving their parents batty!  ;)

Saturday pretty much looked like this:

On Friday when I got there I was greeted by a pile of beavers on the freezer!  There are 7 in this picture but I think they ended up with about 14 by the end of the weekend.  They are catching them faster than they can skin them and they smell like a fucking barnyard.  

And that's all!

Besides these Asians, who are not related to me but have a similar blog name and every time I try to sign into mine, theirs pops up and pisses me off.

http://houseofwong.blogspot.com/


Oh yea, and a long-legged beautiful baby Alpaca.  I need it.