It's been a little while since I've written here, since that masterpiece about shitting at work. I really haven't been up to much lately other than work and homework. Oh yeah, and this kettlebell workout that Kari and I started two weeks ago. We're still learning how to pick up and set down the damn thing correctly. It doesn't look all that hard but it's not exactly a piece of cake, either.
It's hard. I'm telling you, it sucks.
And then they make us do some circuit training and the exercises aren't all that strenuous, I don't think. The hardest part is getting my fat ass up off the ground multiple times per minute. I don't like all that up and down shit. The first week was brutal; I woke up the next morning feeling like I was run over by a train. An angry train that runs over fat kids on purpose. Muscles I didn't even know I had, obviously because they don't get used when all I do is sit at a computer all day, were screaming in pain and twitching. I would wake up in the middle of the night to my hamstrings twitching out of control. I really thought I was dying. The second week was a little bit better; I'm told that our muscles are getting used to these repetitive motions and "remember". Remember what? How they don't ever get utilized and so they are going to punish me for it? There is no class tonight, and I am actually really bummed. I'm starting to like this class. The coaches have a training meeting so we have a week off. Boo. I was hoping to get into more of the swinging and flinging of the bells this week, although I'll never look as cool as this cool chick. She is too cool for school:
This is probably a better representation of what I look like:
Anyway, I can't wait to get better at it and stronger and be able to do THIS:
This bitch is CRAZY! I'm terrified of dropping it on my face. It will probably happen to me. :)
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