houseofwong: Apps Are Ruining My Life

Not appetizers, silly! Not my beloved nachos or chicken wings or CHEESE CURDS! No, not those kinds of apps. I'm talking about all the friggin apps on my PHONE that keep me up way past my bedtime and ping and ding all night long. I'm talking about Words With Friends, Clash of Clans, My Virtual Baby, Pinterest, Cartwheel, Instagram, MyFitnessPal, Snapchat, a frickin police scanner...just to name a few. There are apps for everything these days and while they can be pretty handy most times (Walgreens! Scan my Rx bottle when I need a refill and BAM! it's sent!) there are some that can be downright stupid (Places I've Pooped! Yes, I tried it; I thought it would be awesome but it was boring and sucky!)

MMMM! NACHOS!!!

So I kind of have an obsessive personality and I'm aware of that. When someone introduces me to something new I instantly become overly obsessed with it. Right now those things are Breaking Bad, Clash of Clans, and Luke Bryan's newest CD. That CD hasn't left the CD player in my car for months. I can't stop watching Breaking Bad, I watch a couple episodes every day. My 12-year old nephew introduced me to this Clash of Clans bullshit and at first I thought it was stupid but NOW....I can't stop training troops and going to battle and building fucking fortresses!!!

My Virtual Baby?! His name is Miller Light. Don't even get me started on that little bastard. Every time I level up it just means he needs to eat and shit more often. He doesn't get bigger and he doesn't grow any clothes, either. I don't know what the point of this is app is other than to piss me right the fuck off. I love him.

There's my boy!

I used to play Candy Crush but I spent 4 months trying to pass level 89 and I couldn't so I quit. I never got into Angry Birds, thank God. But I'm overly obsessed with Words with Friends and right now I have twenty games going on. FUCKING TWENTY! And seven of those twenty games are with strangers because I would get inpatient waiting for my friends to make their moves so I would start up random games with strangers so that I would have more games to play! Didn't our parents always teach us not to play with strangers?! I like playing with strangers. Sorry Mom.

I don't know why I think this is funny...I just do.

Pinterest is the ultimate time-suck, let's just get that out of the way. I have a board called "This Is Why I'm Fat!" and it's full of recipes. Like, more than 1200 recipes. I've probably made about half of them because I'm Betty Fucking Crocker, yo. I'm also a meme-whore. I love posting stupid meme's! Pinterest has ALL the meme's!!! And a bajillion pictures of Ryan Gosling for my "My Ryan Gosling Obsession" board. Ask me how many times I've watched The Notebook. Go ahead, ask me!